The Ballad of GianCarlo

I once met a man named GianCarlo
So good-looking and full of machismo
But he'd work the room to find a pretty dancer
And take her for a ride before dropping her cold
and if she asks him for a second dance
he'll draw himself up in a fighting stance
If you don't speak Italian "This is a problem"
So "Io non capeto" and I'll say
GOOD BYE